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A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went 

to put his name on his mail

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to

the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had

nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain

contact After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,

'Let's go to my apartment,... I hear someone coming.'

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned

against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these

breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my

butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How

can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'

Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said you

heard someone coming.... that was me.